Women Have Needs, Wednesday One-liners
Girl on Nextel: Oh baby, you shoulda woke me up…We coulda done the do again. –Commerce Bank, 42nd & 9th Overheard by: Meghan
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Wistful girl: I was thinking about that guy I used to hook up with all the time, and it really makes me sad for what I’m missing.Practical girl: What, AIDS?–Grand Central
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Guy on cell: Hello?…What do you mean you have bad news?…You’re pregnant? How could you be pregnant?…I thought you were on the Pill? How did this happen?!…I just got engaged to your sister on the 4th of...
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Building worker on cell: Like her? No, I don’t like her. I have to like every girl that I bone? Terrible? Why is that terrible?–52nd St & 6th AveOverheard by: blattoGuy on cell: I’m looking for...
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Saucy Latina: I don’t want to get a bikini wax if it won’t be sexual.–Dallas BBQ, Times SquareOverheard by: LadleExasperated Latina: She makes me sin on freakin’ Ash Wednesday!–42nd St. 4...
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Thug #1: We don’t even go to the movies or nothin’. She just comes over to smash it and then she leaves. She knows, too. She just comes over for some pipin’.Thug #2: That’s where it’s at.Thug #1: She...
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Homeless man: Eliot Spitzer for President!… Make the White House the whorehouse!–Battery ParkNYU guy: So my friend who works for Eliot Spitzer called me the other day and asked me to ask his roommate...
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Husband pushing carriage to wife: You're lucky I'm on my way to church right now, or I'd kill you.–Upper West SideChick on cell: But the real question is, is he Catholic? And an insomniac?–113th &...
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Young woman #1, before movie starts: I'm gonna go.Young woman #2: Why? Don't go.Young woman #1: I'm gonna meet up with my man.Young woman #2: Come on! Don't you want to stay for the movie?Young woman...
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Man, from second floor window: Bye, babe, can't wait to see you again!Woman, passing by: You wanna fuck me again, you better get me pizza next time!–Bradhurst Ave & 150th St
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Girl #1: He has no idea how good this pussy is. Girl #2: He’s just taking your pussy for granted. You know what you need? Girl #1: What? Girl #2: A new booty call. Girl #1: I don’t have time for a new...
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Wistful girl: I was thinking about that guy I used to hook up with all the time, and it really makes me sad for what I’m missing.Practical girl: What, AIDS? Source
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Saucy Latina: I don’t want to get a bikini wax if it won’t be sexual. –Dallas BBQ, Times Square Overheard by: Ladle Exasperated Latina: She makes me sin on freakin’ Ash Wednesday! –42nd St. 4 station...
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Thug #1: We don’t even go to the movies or nothin’. She just comes over to smash it and then she leaves. She knows, too. She just comes over for some pipin’.Thug #2: That’s where it’s at.Thug #1: She...
View ArticleWednesday One-Liners Make “Unsafe Requests”
Homeless man: Eliot Spitzer for President!… Make the White House the whorehouse! –Battery Park NYU guy: So my friend who works for Eliot Spitzer called me the other day and asked me to ask his roommate...
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Young woman #1, before movie starts: I’m gonna go.Young woman #2: Why? Don’t go.Young woman #1: I’m gonna meet up with my man.Young woman #2: Come on! Don’t you want to stay for the movie?Young woman...
View ArticleSing It, Beyonce!
Girl #1: He has no idea how good this pussy is. Girl #2: He’s just taking your pussy for granted. You know what you need? Girl #1: What? Girl #2: A new booty call. Girl #1: I don’t have time for a new...
View ArticleOrthodox Mormons Have All the Fun
Guy on cell: Hello?…What do you mean you have bad news?…You’re pregnant? How could you be pregnant?…I thought you were on the Pill? How did this happen?!…I just got engaged to your sister on the 4th of...
View ArticleWednesday One-Liners Are Out the Door Before the Condom Comes Off
Building worker on cell: Like her? No, I don’t like her. I have to like every girl that I bone? Terrible? Why is that terrible? –52nd St & 6th Ave Overheard by: blatto Guy on cell: I’m looking for...
View ArticleIn the Name Of the Father, the Son, and the Wednesday One-Liner
Husband pushing carriage to wife: You’re lucky I’m on my way to church right now, or I’d kill you. –Upper West Side Chick on cell: But the real question is, is he Catholic? And an insomniac? –113th...
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