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Women Have Needs, Wednesday One-liners

Girl on Nextel: Oh baby, you shoulda woke me up…We coulda done the do again. –Commerce Bank, 42nd & 9th Overheard by: Meghan

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No, No, I’ve Got That…It’s the Little Things

Wistful girl: I was thinking about that guy I used to hook up with all the time, and it really makes me sad for what I’m missing.Practical girl: What, AIDS?–Grand Central

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Orthodox Mormons Have All the Fun

Guy on cell: Hello?…What do you mean you have bad news?…You’re pregnant? How could you be pregnant?…I thought you were on the Pill? How did this happen?!…I just got engaged to your sister on the 4th of...

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Wednesday One-Liners Are Out the Door Before the Condom Comes Off

Building worker on cell: Like her? No, I don’t like her. I have to like every girl that I bone? Terrible? Why is that terrible?–52nd St & 6th AveOverheard by: blattoGuy on cell: I’m looking for...

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Cortitos Del Miércoles

Saucy Latina: I don’t want to get a bikini wax if it won’t be sexual.–Dallas BBQ, Times SquareOverheard by: LadleExasperated Latina: She makes me sin on freakin’ Ash Wednesday!–42nd St. 4...

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This nigga on Overheard

Thug #1: We don’t even go to the movies or nothin’. She just comes over to smash it and then she leaves. She knows, too. She just comes over for some pipin’.Thug #2: That’s where it’s at.Thug #1: She...

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Wednesday One-Liners Make “Unsafe Requests”

Homeless man: Eliot Spitzer for President!… Make the White House the whorehouse!–Battery ParkNYU guy: So my friend who works for Eliot Spitzer called me the other day and asked me to ask his roommate...

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In the Name Of the Father, the Son, and the Wednesday One-Liner

Husband pushing carriage to wife: You're lucky I'm on my way to church right now, or I'd kill you.–Upper West SideChick on cell: But the real question is, is he Catholic? And an insomniac?–113th &...

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Fifth: Dick.

Young woman #1, before movie starts: I'm gonna go.Young woman #2: Why? Don't go.Young woman #1: I'm gonna meet up with my man.Young woman #2: Come on! Don't you want to stay for the movie?Young woman...

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…Like a Gentleman

Man, from second floor window: Bye, babe, can't wait to see you again!Woman, passing by: You wanna fuck me again, you better get me pizza next time!–Bradhurst Ave & 150th St

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Sing It, Beyonce!

Girl #1: He has no idea how good this pussy is. Girl #2: He’s just taking your pussy for granted. You know what you need? Girl #1: What? Girl #2: A new booty call. Girl #1: I don’t have time for a new...

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No, No, I’ve Got That…It’s the Little Things

Wistful girl: I was thinking about that guy I used to hook up with all the time, and it really makes me sad for what I’m missing.Practical girl: What, AIDS? Source

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Cortitos Del Miércoles

Saucy Latina: I don’t want to get a bikini wax if it won’t be sexual. –Dallas BBQ, Times Square Overheard by: Ladle Exasperated Latina: She makes me sin on freakin’ Ash Wednesday! –42nd St. 4 station...

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This nigga on Overheard

Thug #1: We don’t even go to the movies or nothin’. She just comes over to smash it and then she leaves. She knows, too. She just comes over for some pipin’.Thug #2: That’s where it’s at.Thug #1: She...

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Wednesday One-Liners Make “Unsafe Requests”

Homeless man: Eliot Spitzer for President!… Make the White House the whorehouse! –Battery Park NYU guy: So my friend who works for Eliot Spitzer called me the other day and asked me to ask his roommate...

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Fifth: Dick.

Young woman #1, before movie starts: I’m gonna go.Young woman #2: Why? Don’t go.Young woman #1: I’m gonna meet up with my man.Young woman #2: Come on! Don’t you want to stay for the movie?Young woman...

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Sing It, Beyonce!

Girl #1: He has no idea how good this pussy is. Girl #2: He’s just taking your pussy for granted. You know what you need? Girl #1: What? Girl #2: A new booty call. Girl #1: I don’t have time for a new...

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Orthodox Mormons Have All the Fun

Guy on cell: Hello?…What do you mean you have bad news?…You’re pregnant? How could you be pregnant?…I thought you were on the Pill? How did this happen?!…I just got engaged to your sister on the 4th of...

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Wednesday One-Liners Are Out the Door Before the Condom Comes Off

Building worker on cell: Like her? No, I don’t like her. I have to like every girl that I bone? Terrible? Why is that terrible? –52nd St & 6th Ave Overheard by: blatto Guy on cell: I’m looking for...

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In the Name Of the Father, the Son, and the Wednesday One-Liner

Husband pushing carriage to wife: You’re lucky I’m on my way to church right now, or I’d kill you. –Upper West Side Chick on cell: But the real question is, is he Catholic? And an insomniac? –113th...

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